Hate

I am so scared. I think you might actually, really hate me now.

Stupid Me

How stupid could I be, thinking that staying at your place and sharing your bed every night after we’d broken up would win you back when you were ready?

Later In Life

Go ahead, marry him. It will just make your eventual midlife crisis affair with me all the spicier.

Hmmm....?

Just so I have this straight—you are never going to text, call, or love me back, are you?